Video Games! (you're doing it wrong)

Don't claim gamer status.

Thou shalt not embrace the hipster name! (that which can be named hipster is not the true hipster or hipsters and daoism)

Whats in a name?

Leather Jacket!

you know you want one like a kid in 1997 wants a Nintendo 64

Psuedo-Intellectualism

philosophy majors get all the chicks

Obsurity!

you've never heard of them

Tight Jeans!

sac restricting leggings

Beer!

PBR

Bikes!

single speed bike

Hipster Behavior - Analyzed with Science!

What this blog will hope to achieve is the Anthropologial study of hipster behavior.

As a disclaimer I must warn you I myself am not a hipster. Fashion, music and Pabst Blue Ribbon do not appeal to me in the slightest.